Davanian

An anal fissure caused by a large, uncontrollable bowel movement from eating too much vegetarian fiber.

I have a davanian right now, maybe I need to eat more kale?

No Erica, no you don't.

by Dr_Handsome October 6, 2017

Francesco Davanzante

An absolute amazing guy! He is so attractive and handsome that all the girls want him. He has the best hair ever. If he likes you, He will really show you that he cares. If you get this guy, never let him go or break his heart.

I would be the luckiest girl in the world if I could get with Francesco Davanzante!

by Anna F May 1, 2021