darth vader's helmet 

Slang for the head of your penis. If you remove Darth Vader's helmet, then you are masturbating. If you find a place to put Darth Vader's helmet then you are having sex regularly.

- So what did you get up to last night then Steve?
- I removed Darth's Helmet
- Oh. So you were on your own then.

darth vader's helmet by Andy June 23, 2004

Darth Vader's brains 

the act of a male grabbing his ball sack near the base squeezing out his testicles until the the ball sack skin is smooth in a similar shape to Darth Vader's helmet. Originally performed in a barracks in Quantico, VA 1996.

The first time I showed Darth Vader's brains to my girlfriend she thought It was gross, but now she loves it and asks me to do it all the time.

Darth Vader's brains by Paul Sanchez March 22, 2010

Darth Vader's hat stand 

A sinister, six foot tall, wheezing cock.

You should have watched that show last night, Darth Vader's hat stand was so in the corner.

Darth Vader's hat stand by Vizen April 20, 2011

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub

Term used to describe something that has a ridiculous amount of lights of all kinds on it.

Ye Gods! This thing has more lights than Darth Vader's bathtub!

More Lights Than Darth Vader's Bathtub by RTM 1963 July 27, 2021

Darth Vader Syndrome 

Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.

Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."

Darth Vader Syndrome by KingNatcho02 January 13, 2021

Darth Vader syndrome 

When someone goes from a whiny little bitch to an unstoppable badass, a la Anakin to Vader in the star wars prequels.

He's suddenly got darth vader syndrome.

Darth Vader syndrome by Adrian October 13, 2006

Darth Vader Signal 

A modern North American railroad signal with a snow hood that resembles Darth Vader's helmet.

"Those new Darth Vader signals sure are ugly. I'd better get pictures of those old position-light signals before they are replaced with Darth Vaders."

Darth Vader Signal by wthrfrk80 January 1, 2012