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Darnell Grimes 

The wiser more mature alter ego/big brother of junior grimes

It’s assumed that junior IS darnell but darnell isn’t junior

Known for also being the stronger yet more merciful of the two and runs his own YouTube channel since he’s an aspiring actor and longs to leave his criminal past behind but must look after little junior as well to make sure they can stay outta trouble.

Darnell used to be a male stripper and is somewhat embarrassed by his criminal past but uses the experience to survive in these modern times as opposed to the old times. DONt EVER mess with darnell grimes, he’s cold, calculating and won’t hesitate to destroy someone’s life if it means eradicating said threat forever. Do NOT take this warning lightly

Aka “Dirty Darnell” by most people who know him personally.

Whether or not darnell grimes is good or bad is open to interpretation.
Junior: hey guys who’s the better brother of the two?

Darnell: ykno what they’re gonna say already , right?

Junior: sure do

Darnell: same

Juniors and Darnell: ME!

JuniOr: that’s funny, for a sec I thought you meant yourself

Darnell: I did, of course I’m the better of the two

Junior: I think not! clearly I’m the superior one

Darnell: junior shut up before I put your toys away

Junior: noooooooo!

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Darnell Grimes is the bigger and mature brother whereas junior is the baby.

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Darnell Grimes is an actor and former criminal, atleast that’s all he’s said about his criminal past, just that he doesn’t like to talk about it.

Junior Grimes / Darnell Grimes ©
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Darnell Grimes 

A british youtuber (or aussie i think possibly) best known for the batman comic book that the entire internet can’t seem to shut up about. Auditioned for the new wolverine and batman but was rejected as far as I’m aware but charming enough to be considered a top contender for some superhero roles.

Darnell looks like he’s got potential, unlike his immature younger brother “junior” aka the rap king of rhyme (prince of chaos)
*darnell performing on stage*

Darnell: “sometimes I feel like I do—“ 🎵

Audience: you suck!

Random 1: aw come on give him a chance!

Darnell: ....

Crowd: Darnell! Darnell! Darnell!

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Darnell: people either hate you or love you OR both, I’m Darnell grimes and an extreme example of an actor that barely made it

People: this guy sucks at acting
Darnell Grimes by Bengeance006 August 29, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012