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DarkTron 809 

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A gay kid with a "little" boogie in his step. Long been searching for reasons to kill himself but has recently found his calling with plastic knife phantom blades as seen in assassins creed. DarkTron 809 has been dealing with a disease known as "little" man syndrome that has long affected him for the length of his toes and the crookedness of his middle finger and receding hair line. DarkTron 809's father which name should be left out for certain reasons, has a major form the university of Texas in Drumming. He has lately pursued his career in drumming by drumming into his sons' microphone whenever it is not needed or extremely obnoxious. some of his favorite quotes include, "SHUT UP BEFORE I SUCK YOU OFF!" and "Just counter it." And my personal favorite When relating to his penis,"It's not one inch, IT'S FIVE CENTIMETERS!"
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