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dorktron

The quantized particle which gives all dorks the atribute of "dorkiness," making them prone to wedgies, atomic wedgies, purple nurples, swirlies, public riducle, and suicide.
"And then the electrons go over--"
"Hey, don't forget the dorktrons, cuz you're a DORK!!"
by Gluckster July 14, 2003
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dorkatron

that guy is a dorkatron
by emotastic person September 26, 2008
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dorkaronus

noun - a person that is so stupid that they don't even know they are a dork.
The character in a movie who does stupid shit is a dorkaronus.
by satirehue November 14, 2007
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DarkTron 809

A gay kid with a "little" boogie in his step. Long been searching for reasons to kill himself but has recently found his calling with plastic knife phantom blades as seen in assassins creed. DarkTron 809 has been dealing with a disease known as "little" man syndrome that has long affected him for the length of his toes and the crookedness of his middle finger and receding hair line. DarkTron 809's father which name should be left out for certain reasons, has a major form the university of Texas in Drumming. He has lately pursued his career in drumming by drumming into his sons' microphone whenever it is not needed or extremely obnoxious. some of his favorite quotes include, "SHUT UP BEFORE I SUCK YOU OFF!" and "Just counter it." And my personal favorite When relating to his penis,"It's not one inch, IT'S FIVE CENTIMETERS!"
hey, look at that DarkTron 809 over there!

He's being a real DarkTron 809 right now.
by jffjf fffj j f fjf j assassin December 2, 2017
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Dorktionary

A collection of words unique to the user (including words invented by the user) and their definition(s).
“Does ‘dorktionary’ have a ‘t’ or no?”
“I would say yes.”
You know, asking if it has a t or not is probably a pretty good example of dorktionary. Answer is too…”
by Mandatory Carry February 23, 2025
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