Danny glover

When you take a massive shit and go to wipe but nothing is there
I think Danny glover stopped by and wiped my ass with his glove from angels in the outfield when I wasn’t looking
by Kenji716 June 27, 2022
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Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.
-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".
by Brocktoon May 11, 2006
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Danny Glover

a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.
just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now
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-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.
Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!
by tConns February 15, 2010
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The notion that you are capable of getting the job done but you're too old for this shit.
I know we're supposed to be moving today but I'm Danny Glover right now.
by Iscariom January 26, 2017
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The Danny Glover is the act of using your partners toilet to make an immense post coitus bowel movement of which you exit said bathroom stating “I’m getting too old for this shit!”
Your partner wearing a Mel Gibson mask is optional but highly recommend.
Jacob: I really had to go before we started getting frisky but I held it in and pulled a Danny Glover in her bathroom afterwards.
Ian: I hope you at least gave it a curtesy flush.
by Eject Rejects! February 06, 2020
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50% propel fitness water. 50 miller genuine draft. 100% mind grenade of a drink.
Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."

Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."
by Raaaaaaaaaandy December 27, 2009
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