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Danny Carey

Tool's drummer. A beastly dude who wields a pair of drumsticks and worships some trippy occult sacred geometry voodoo shit. He has greater drumming chops than John Bonham did at his best, he can drum better with his feet than anyone else can with their hands, and he's pretty much the man
Yo man, Danny Carey is like, the best drummer alive, man
Danny Carey by perfectsmirkle February 19, 2012
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Danny Carey

Tool's drummer, very talented. Listen to the end of Schism if you don't believe me.

Danny Carey

The greatest drummer in progressive metal. He has really good rhythm and can keep a nice groove
Mike Portnoy is better than Danny Carey
Kill yourself you distasteful cunt
Danny Carey by Homo-Cunt October 23, 2018

Danny Carey-Nash

Danny is a sweet boy who hides his emotions and no matter how close u get with him he will always refuse to open up. Its hard to get him to love you but when he does he wont let go. When you find yourself with a Danny in your life, DONT let him go. He is precious.

Bit of a player but when he falls in love, he lets every side ting go and focuses on you entirely. I feel sorry for the people that lost him. When you lose a Danny, its hard to get him back. Life will never be the same without a Danny in your life. If your reading this you know who wrote this.
person A: I miss Danny Carey-Nash so much
person B: What happened with you and Danny???
person A: He left me

person B: well it was stupid to let him go
person A: I know.
Danny Carey-Nash by Jodie0137 June 26, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004