Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

Danger Wood by Tagz November 8, 2011

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Wood Dancer

One who dances in the woods. Wolves optional.

Ive never met a wood dancer before

Wood Dancer by Big B January 21, 2005

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Woodstock Dancer

The Woodstock Dancer is an unknown man towards the beginning of the Woodstock '69 movie. He is obviously on some sort of psychedelic drug. His face cannot be seen clearly but, he does have a beard and glasses.

Man, I was just watching Woodstock. That Woodstock Dancer guy is awesome, man.

Woodstock Dancer by Is The Gravy Wavy? December 18, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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