dan smith

a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.

Most girls wish they were dating a Dan Smith.

dan smith by Perhaps another April 11, 2014

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dan smith

Lead singer of the popular band Bastille.

"Hey, who's that singing?"
"It's Dan Smith from Bastille!"

dan smith by Lori_1203 May 12, 2014

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Dan Smith

A beautiful, perfect British male. He’s sweet, kind, funny and humble. There is nothing bad about this precious boy.
His eyes are so beautiful, they clam swallow you up in one glance. His hair is perfect no matter what style it’s in, quiff or buzz cut.

His singing voice is so perfect, there are no faults to it. It’s just as perfect live as it is in a recording studio.
He’s a member of the band Bastille, a British alternative group with the hit single Pompeii and the hit albums, Bad Blood and Wild World.

Other members of this fantastic band are Kyle Simmons, Chris ‘Woody’ Wood and Will Farquarson.
All in all, Dan Smith is the perfect guy that anyone could ask for

Dan Smith is perfect

Dan Smith by holamisamigos August 27, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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