honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many peoplesoulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will
When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).