dammit orton

Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.

...when grandma slammed her fingers in the car door, she exclaimed, "Dammit Orton!"

by angryenrie September 15, 2011

Dammit Samet

When a female, usually a stripper, makes a man stick an ice cube out his mouth and has intercourse with the ice cube. He keeps his head still or bops it while the ice cube is grinded by the female's vagina. After the intercourse with the ice cube ends, the man must consume the ice cube drenched in vaginal juice or release it from his mouth.

Savannah jumped on top of him and forced the young man to receive a Dammit Samet; he looked happy afterwards.

by Steve the Ferret February 22, 2007

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

Dammit Jim

When you don’t want to curse and you need to express anger say this.

Person 1: Who are the last cookie
Person 2: I did
Person 1 Dammit Jim

by ZubatAlert July 12, 2019

Fat dammit!

Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.

Fat dammit! That guy just cut me off, so I couldn't get off the ramp to merge properly. That Fat Bastard!

by Toxic Ink August 12, 2008

cot dammit

Cot dammit is a referance from a person who created vines who would use the word a lot with his girlfriend when she was lazy

Ex: cot dammit Elizabeth

by Lol bts December 2, 2018

Dammit Darbie

An expression used when in disbelief of what someone did.

"Yeah so I didn't know what else to do, so I slapped him."
"Dammit Darbie, you don't just slap the president"

by pseudonym is already taken November 8, 2013