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The most retarded "boy" you will ever meet/see. A big whore. Likes any girl he spends 10 minutes with. Gets hard for 11-13 year old girls, even though he's going to be 16 (can you say pedo?). Sooooo fucking ugly. Has no respect for anyone. Will try to ask out all of his ex's friends since hes an asshole. A pussy. If you see him, make sure to tighten your chasity belt. Thinks he can bang anything he wants, when really its just him and his hand.
Person 1: Here comes Damien.
Person 2: My chasity belt is tightened, I'm safe.
Damien. by SquirtyFlirty September 7, 2011
Although he can be socially awkward, he's a very smart, yet understanding person. He tends to get a lot of backlash for being so closed in but he's trying his best. Although not always as fit as the others, he's an amazing protector, and someone you can open up to. If he seems cold and uncaring, he's really not, just putting on an act. Also, a decent class clown, low-key.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT anger Damien.
Girl 1: Wow, it seems you two are so happy, I shouldn't have judged him so harshly
Girl 2: He wouldn't blame you, he's a Damien after all.
Damien by QuigglesMcGee May 14, 2018
Lord Damien is our saviour of all death. With his meaty thighs he can destroy anything in his path. He is very meaty and strong and has a 20 inch cock bigger that frazer wallaces big black cock
Lord Damien is coming everyone bow
Damien by Damien’s lover January 16, 2021
Damiens are super sweet guys. Over all amazing people. Generally love gaming. Amazing boyfriends! Sweet and protective. You trust them with anything and everything. He's cute in an adorable way but also sexy as hell!! Really knows how to turn you on. Won't push you to anything either:)
Girl one: "oh he's hot, and so nice. You go girl"
Girl two: " well of course, he's a Damien! "
Damien by thatchick98 March 1, 2015
The most amazing, sweetest, guy you'll ever meet. Damien's make excellent boyfriends because they're loyal and protective. They like to pretend they're strong and silent types, but deep down theyre just dying to open up to you, so don't let that tough guy act fool you! They're also sexy as all hell and know how to use those hands and fingers ; )
Girl #1: Awww, your boyfriend is so sweet!
Girl #2: Well what did you expect? He's a Damien
Damien by lexicole December 7, 2009
Cool mellow dude that is cherished by many including Juan. And hates when people spell his name Damian
Random: is your name spelled Damian?

Damien: no (thinking about upper cutting you)
Damien by Ogtripleog90s December 11, 2013
Damien is a hot guy very funny and very talkative. He may get on your nerves but he's very kind.
Girl 1: look at Damien he's so hot
Girl 2: hold on back off he's mine
Damien by Idk,lol,ttyl,wywtta January 31, 2017
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