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Dallas Cowgirls 

Some dumbass nickname created by someone who thought they were the cleverest motherfucker alive. Probably spawned by a Washington Redskin fan, unknowing of how many less Super Bowl titles they have than the Cowboys.
Redskins Fan: I've got an idea! Let's call them the Dallas Cowgirls! HAHA!
Cowboys Fan: Excuse me? I couldn't hear you. I have 5 Lombardi trophies blocking my ears.
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Dallas Cowgirls

The correct way to refer to Dallas’ NFL team. This term is generally used by the highly dominant San Francisco 49ers fans.
Did you hear the Dallas Cowgirls lost 100-0 against the ass Miami Dolphins?!