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dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.
"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."
dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

Dummiest 

The word dummiest means you are really dumb like even dumber than the dumbest .
Jaiden is the dummiest
Dummiest by Dummiest January 31, 2020

dumplestein 

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.
“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
Natasha is such a dumplestein!”
dumplestein by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.
I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

Dummiest 

The dumbest version of a dummy; a very stupid person
Someone:You are a dummy
You: Well you are dummiest
Dummiest by Cats184739294774 July 17, 2019
the dumpest of the dumb.

like super dooper dumb.

so dumb, you're DUMP!
jack: hahaha, did you see me going through the wrong check out line?
john: YES mate! haha, that was the dumpest thing you've ever done.
dumpest by thelieisthetruth July 25, 2011