Down To Get Hosed- This is basically a word a girl can use when she is open for sex and/or sexual relations with one or more partners. The girls is interested in getting hosed down by a penis (es) filled with semen. She is interested in sex.
Friend: "There are a lot of sexy guys here at this meeting. You should have come!"
Me: "WHAT? Ok, tell all the really cute ones that I am DTGH. Ok?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.