The acronym used in instant messaging to tell someone you need to take a dump. DTD stands for "Dropping the Deuce"
by Gregory Ng May 23, 2008
Digitally transferred disease, a virus/bug that is transferred between two computers via a data connection.
Scott: I got a DTD downloading the My Little Pony back catalog off of that torrent site lastnight.
Michael: Damn son, i told you you would get a virus doing that, you need to get that laptop to the clinic .
Michael: Damn son, i told you you would get a virus doing that, you need to get that laptop to the clinic .
by snaps1664 July 7, 2016
As Dave left the theatre with a sense of unfulfilment, he reflected on his experience and announced that he was giving it the DTD.
by DC July 12, 2004
Dicks Touching Dicks
i.e. When your drinking and you go and urinate your friend comes out of nowhere and touches your dick with his dick.
i.e. When your drinking and you go and urinate your friend comes out of nowhere and touches your dick with his dick.
Guy 1: Urinating...
Guy 2: Sticks Dick out and touches his friends dick
Guy 1: Dude... YOU JUST DTD ME!!!
Guy 2: Sticks Dick out and touches his friends dick
Guy 1: Dude... YOU JUST DTD ME!!!
by 8=============D May 8, 2008
Down to ditch.
You have plans with some people from work, but you're cool dropping them to hang out with some friends instead. A play off of dtf. Can also be used as a hashtag.
You have plans with some people from work, but you're cool dropping them to hang out with some friends instead. A play off of dtf. Can also be used as a hashtag.
by score's my real name March 13, 2018
to drink so much, you throw up, and then to continue drinking from that point.
or druggies till death.
or druggies till death.
by ams :) August 31, 2009