this is a song used to dig big holes in the ground (using a shovel or your tears) when you're sad or in the mood to do some bad, sad things. it's a really good metaphor for being sad, heartbroken, lonely or having a self-diagnosed depression. it's also a really uni-song. it fits every mood a human can have, the vibes are just different depending on your current feelings.

david: hey how are you?
julie: drivers license.
david: let me give you a hug then

drivers license by owoitsquack February 25, 2021

drivers license

a song that describes the drama going on between olivia rodrigo, joshuah basset, and sabrina carpenter. olivia and joshua were rumored to have dated and joshua flirted with sabrina carpenter. in the song olivia says your probably with that blonde girl, and sabrina is blonde!

im crying over the song “drivers license” by olivia rodrigo. im having a drivers license situation right now.

drivers license by drivers license January 11, 2021

drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.

“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”

drivers license by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021

drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive

Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!

drivers license by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011

Drivers License

Phoebe Bridgers for straight people

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"

Drivers License by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021

Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight

I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!

Drivers License Cute by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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