DPD

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.

by DPD Frequenter July 20, 2010

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Dpd

Hollie king got DPD last week friday

by T33N0 March 22, 2022

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Dwarf police department

Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know

by Dumbass_jokes May 04, 2022

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The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.

*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.

by Polskiego20 June 07, 2022

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"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.

by skaterboyomg February 06, 2012

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Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?

by RhiannonG October 10, 2005

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A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

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