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DLF
A DLF is a "Dear Little Firend" used for a friend you have who is close to you and considerably shorter.
He is my DLF.
DLF by grr all the names are used >.< February 8, 2009
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DLF by natedog1226 January 23, 2009
dlf
when you are a 9th grader and you talk to/like/get with an 8th grader or someone younger and they don’t think you are superior or they do not look up to you like your a goddess.
dlf by clown45698 December 27, 2020
~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN
~+@_#)$(%*^&Q|W}E{RPTOYIUA"S:DLFKGJHZ?X>C<VMBN by the cheese person February 3, 2021
q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
For when you're so bored, you for some reason push all the keys on the keyboard from from the edges to the middle starting from the left
q\w]e[rptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by GrandDevo January 30, 2022
`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
Your in class bored as shit aren't you? well here you are, there is nothing beyond this boredom exepts for typing it all again but holding shift.
Random Nigga: i'm so fucking bored, i'm in emotional and physical distress off of how bored i am.
Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.
Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.
Random Nigga 2: I have reached a level of boredom no mortal can ever reach.
Random Nigga 3: My nigga i typed `=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn don't put ur ass on my level.
`=1-203948576q]w[eprotiyua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn by wjhewjdwj dsa October 14, 2020
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