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dismissed 

Word that signifies the ending of a worthless argument or time wasting conversation with someone who is being rude and nasty. Usually said in a voice dripping with sarcasm and accompanied by a "talk to the hand" gesture.
rude customer: I think you are a rude, unfriendly bitch!
me: I don't care what you think, you don't know me, you are dismissed.
dismissed by LaDeena July 4, 2009
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dismissed 

"You are excused"

"Your presence is no longer required"


Also a bad TV show.
Oooh, who's gonna get dismissed? Him or him? Who gives a fuck, this show should be dismissed.
dismissed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

dismissed 

another word for when you "burn" or "own" somebody
girl- i tried to get a hold of you,what were you doing last night?
boy- your mom!
other person- OOOH DISMISSED!
dismissed by L to the A to the C-E-Y November 13, 2006

Dismissed him

Didn’t answer his texts
He sent me a text and i totally dismissed him
Dismissed him by Word wisdom July 14, 2022

dis and dismissed

an alternative to saying "Shutdown!" when someone is badly insulted
Kid #1: Ur Momma!
Kid #2: (crying)
Kid #3: Ha Ha! That was a dis and dismissed!
dis and dismissed by diskid June 13, 2004

dissed and dismissed 

what it sounds like
"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"
dissed and dismissed by lauren September 1, 2003

kissed and dismissed 

when someone kisses or has sexual intercourse with someone and dismiss them. This means they have fucked and passed. The person probably doesn't want anything to do with the other person
related words: played
so did you guys ever date? nope I just "kissed and dismissed" so I don't really care for her as much anymore.
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