Disco Balls

The act of dipping your balls in glitter and consequently teabagging someone.

Whoever falls asleep first at this arts and crafts party gets the old disco balls!

by humungus May 13, 2011

disco balls

When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.

Since the eighties I’ve had such debilitating shame about my disco balls!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Disco Balls

The result of accidentally using your girl friends glitter lotion to self-service.

I just rubbed one out and accidentally used my girlfriends glitter lotion, now I have disco balls.

by teamvagisil September 3, 2013

disco balls

A condition of the male scrotum that occurs when a male is sitting on a toilet and flushes it causing the water to spray up onto his scrotum. The light shining through the beads of water on the scrotum light up the toilet bowl like a disco.

oh man, before i dropped a loaf, i had to take a leak and i didn't want for the piss water to splash me cuz i didn't know how big and heavy my loaf was going to be, so i flushed after leaking and gave myself an awesome set of disco balls. luckily i had my laser pointer in my pocket so i turned the toilet into Club Shitter. Reminded me of Germany.

by Disc0 Dave July 2, 2009

Disco Balls

The male equivalent of vajazzling; decorating one's testicles with assorted bling, such as sequins or Swarovski crystals.

The stripper at the bachelorette party really went all out; he even showed off a pair of shiny disco balls!

by Kim Istree May 31, 2010

Disco Balls

The rotten stench from your scrotum which occurs the day after a night out drinking.

"I danced so hard lastnight. Got a major case of disco balls"

"Gotta grab a shower, I got disco balls"

by Gaaaaiiinnns December 26, 2013

disco balls

After a night of dancing the male lets the female suck on his sweaty testicles!

"Honey can you suck on my disco balls?"

scientific name (~ DiscosweatballOsis ~)

by Snotty Grasso November 15, 2005