Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
by Dougms December 11, 2015
A drink that is to be ordered after ordering a large, unhealthy meal. As opposed to regular soda, diet soda contains no calories, sodium, carbs or sugar.
I would like 2 double whoppers with cheese, 3 large fries, onion rings, apple pie and a diet coke because I'm watching my weight
by can you open my milk mommy March 04, 2005
An object that looks very sexy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys.
Most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large pencils, killing sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired, supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.
Most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large pencils, killing sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired, supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.
I love Diet Coke and pink sunglasses.
by CrissColferIsOn July 25, 2011
by Allergic September 30, 2007
by bigtones January 13, 2005
The low-fat, low-carbonated and low-sweetened variant of the bevarage, Coca Cola.
Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
Often asked-for in resteraunts or fast-food bars by overweight people for their choice of drink, after ordering the most unhealthy, fattening meal available in the building.
Yes...I think I'll have a triple cheese pizza, 5 quarter-pounders, a large side-order of fries, and a full-size chocolate cake, please. Oh, and a Diet Coke, I'm trying to lose weight.
by O-Zone Assasin July 21, 2004
by WordsByRob May 19, 2007