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Dickritos 

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.
Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS
Dickritos by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018
Related Words

dickoritous

I have a case of dickoritous!

dickritic 

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.
"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"
dickritic by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022

DickiToni Soup 

A Italian Wedding Soup with extra Love in it . Stirred by the chef himself Kareem.
A special Italian Soup homemade.

would you like some Dickitoni Soup it's our Special tonight homemade by the shef himself Kareem.
DickiToni Soup by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

dicklitoris

Elongated, 'dick'-shaped clitoris. Woman uninterested in femininity. Masculine woman with a large dicklitoris.
Keep ya 'dicklitoris' in ya pants.
Deep throating your dicklitoris got me gag reflex.
dicklitoris by Hermuffwrotdat January 9, 2025