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dank ass 

Really high quality stuff, mostly used to discribe weed, but can be used as an adjective for most anything.
That was some dank ass herb we just smoked. Or: Your mom makes some dank ass cookies.
dank ass by Kate-lin July 9, 2005
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dank ass 

Also an expression frequently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality that works at a cookie store.
she looks so much cuter than the( d.a.) Dank ass holding her
dank ass by manda pander March 19, 2010

dank ass 

formely used to describe how high someone is. just like saying drunk ass
get off you muthah fuckin dank ass and make me some mexican food, mom.
dank ass by whooooooooooooooo August 16, 2011

Dank ass Doritos 

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.
person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.
Dank ass Doritos by FLASHTHESTROBE October 30, 2015

dank ass shit 

A quantity of marijuana that is extremely potent / smelly.
I'm smoking some dank ass shit tommorow.
dank ass shit by thegame2 December 14, 2009

dank ass weed 

Really fine cannabis. High quality marijuana that provides an intense effect.
Yo. We be hittin' an' jammin' at da party after smokin' some dank ass weed.
dank ass weed by Billy Be Da Poppa' December 15, 2015

Dank ass schwag 

1.Oxymoron: Dank as in good weed and schwag as in terrible weed.

2. What a drug dealer calls normal schwag so dumbasses will buy it.

3. What you call schwag you baught at cronic prices as to avoid embarresment.
It wasnt cronic, but it was some dank ass schwag.
Dank ass schwag by Smokey McDank September 5, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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