DANAL

Short for 'Do Anal!' Response to someone that asks you to do something you don’t really want to, or a common sign-off when text messaging.

Person 1: Dude, I could really use a hand getting kegs for my party.
Person 2: dude, DANAL!
Person 1: OK, can you pick me up from the ER later then when I drop a testicle picking them out of my trunk?
Person 2: dude, DANAL!
Person 1: You’re a real c0ck-sucker…DANAL!

by Gunslinga June 16, 2008

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the act of sticking an electric toothbrush as far as you can up somebodies ass then brushing your teeth with it.

i watched my bro go danal last night and i almost chunked.

by rmkm June 17, 2008

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Danal

The act of getting a jumbo meat stick (Magnum Dong) from the rear (pooper position) by King Dan himself, presumably followed by yelling out to the heavens "Fuck you god for I have sinned... I FOLLOW THE CHURCH OF DANAL NOW!"
This can be used in many circumstances, not only being rawed from Dan but from other church goers that also follow lord Dan's wisdom.

Whether on the giving or receiving end, each session must end with a prayer "Thank you great Danal for I am blessed. DAMEN!"

Southern Middle-Aged Alcoholic Father: " You better not be committing danal again son"

Quirky Gay Son: " Yes, I did!! And you cant stop me!!! JESUS IS A LIE; DANAL IS KING!!!!

by AsianDoge01 December 13, 2022

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