custodial

The last hit on a bowl of marijuana.

You can have the custodial, but you'll have to load a fresh one.

by BringTheBandalore November 8, 2015

Custodial Intercom

Noun: Garbage chute

"Hey, have you seen Dave?"

"Let's see if we can reach him on the custodial intercom."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007

Custodial rape

Rape of a Minors by a parent

She gets custodial rape by her dad every day!

by 459395 March 5, 2022

custodial care

industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...

ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care

by michael foolsley November 29, 2009

Custodial entertainer

The person who spends more time with a child than the actual parents.

"That's my Grandma Linda, she's my custodial entertainer" Lilly said.

by billyboombox June 2, 2016

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018