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Popular in the 60's and 70's, the Curly Wurly is the act of inserting ones finger to the second knuckle, bending at the first knuckle and twisting counterclockwise as to create a hook to scrape encrusted poo off of the anus walls.
1. Shirley gave me the most rotten Curly Wurly last night I could smell her finger from a mile away.

2. "And little Early-Pearly came by with her curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride" - Blinded By the Light-
by Spring Break Keesling January 04, 2012
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Someone who is a slacker, and generally doesn't do much when they are at work.
Laura.

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by Robadob April 16, 2004
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A homsexual individual with apauling footballing skills (tends to do too many pass-backs). Often has many realtions, allthough very few are brothers, sisters, aunts, the majority of all relations tend to be uncles. Curly wurlys often have unreasonably large afro's making them terrible to sit behind in cinemas. Another characteristic of the curly wurly is its love of all MEAT products. Vulnerable to only three things: Vegetables, Manchester United insults and members of the Female species.
"Get lost curly wurly"
by King Loz June 04, 2003
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