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A phrase, exponentially worse than 'fuck me', used to express heartfelt displeasure at an unfortunate turn of events.
"By clicking 'yes', I just reformatted my hard drive?! Aaarrggh! CUNT ME!!!"
Cunt me by the sobsister September 13, 2004
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To be overly excited, filled with craziness, and can hardly keep in control, if that.
Sam Says: Cunt me Cunt me Cunt me!!! WHOA!!!
Cunt me by Stef March 17, 2004

Cunt me in 

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.
Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!
Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

fite me cunt 

Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.
Person 1: Fight me, bitch.
Australian: Fite me cunt.
fite me cunt by Rexcanyon792 February 15, 2018

Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.
1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

come at me cunt 

To threaten someone
come at me cunt by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

Fuck me dead cunt 

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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