Cunt me

A phrase, exponentially worse than 'fuck me', used to express heartfelt displeasure at an unfortunate turn of events.

"By clicking 'yes', I just reformatted my hard drive?! Aaarrggh! CUNT ME!!!"

Cunt me by the sobsister September 13, 2004

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To be overly excited, filled with craziness, and can hardly keep in control, if that.

Sam Says: Cunt me Cunt me Cunt me!!! WHOA!!!

Cunt me by Stef March 17, 2004

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Cunt me in

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.

Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!

Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

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Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.

Person 1: Fight me, bitch.
Australian: Fite me cunt.

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1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.

1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

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To threaten someone

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Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

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