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cunt rifle 

Someone that is such a cunt, they are literally emanating cuntness out of themselves at a very high speed, therefore becoming a cunt rifle.

Someone that is always being a cunt and looks for opportunities to be a cunt, shooting others down.
Tasha turned into a cunt rifle last week after her PMS made everyone hate her.

John: What's up Sam?
Sam: Hey fuck you John, you can suck a dick.
John: What the hell... fucking cunt rifle.
cunt rifle by Chobhat April 23, 2008
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Cunt Rifle 

A nickname given to a Halo: Reach Covenant weapon, originally called the Concussion Rifle. Due to the Concussion Rifle's ability and pussy like nature to push your opponent away from you, while making them virtually unable to do anything to counter it. Creates a higher level of irritation to that specific weapon.
Team Mate #1: "I'm getting the Sniper Rifle!"

Team Mate #2: "I have the Rocket Launcher!"

Team Mate #3: "I am using the Cunt Rifle!"

Team Mate #4: "You freaking would... you cunt!"
Cunt Rifle by Forgewolf November 3, 2012

Cuntrified 

An adjective meaning scared stiff of pussy derived by combining the words cunt and petrified.
He was totally cuntrified.It was all he could do just to stare at her naked body and not run for the hills.
Cuntrified by Wittybit September 16, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026