Cunt muffler 

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

Cunt muffler by Pollup January 14, 2008

Cunt Muffler 

A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.

"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"

Cunt Muffler by Spankie, EarlyDays March 27, 2015

Cunt Muffler 

A douche Knuckle

Matt: Danny, you're a cunt muffler

Cunt Muffler by Davidisabab May 4, 2017

cunt muffler 

a person who loves cars ect ect

also known as bitch wagon or a car that belongs to a bitch

what a cunt muffler that hoe is

cunt muffler by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

cunt muffle 

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.

Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.

cunt muffle by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008

cuntmuffler 

talk talk talk talk aw fuck shut the fuck up bitch

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?

cuntmuffler by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017