Cunt Cracker

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The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.

Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.

Cunt Cracker by TheBigDumbAnimal July 3, 2017

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cunt-flavored cracker

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :]

Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.

cunt-flavored cracker by Alaina Spaur September 8, 2007

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cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.

1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!

cunt crackers by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

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Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.

Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.

Cunt Crackers by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

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Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.

"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam

Cracked Cunt by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015

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Cuntcrackër

An 18 year old girl, usually short, who is afraid masks, tattoo shops, and her own house at night.

The little girl who lives in toledo is a cuntcrackër.

Cuntcrackër by The angelic butterfly September 15, 2013

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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