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Cunt Cracker 

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.
Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.
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cunt-flavored cracker 

A splendid insult. Or maybe just a funny-ish one.

It's also known as a man whore. :]
Lol. Just shut up you cunt-flavored cracker.
cunt-flavored cracker by Alaina Spaur September 8, 2007

cunt crackers

Icelandic slang for croutons.

Also trademark expletive of Sally Jessy Raphael in the early 90's

Most recently adopted by Emeril Lagasse as the name of his signature dish of store bought rice cakes soaked in shrimp water and topped with "essence" and duck squeezings.
1. "I was going to make an Icelandic salad but I'm out of cunt crackers."

2. Out of control teens: "I have sex and do drugs and I'm proud of it!" (snap) "mmm hmm"
Sally: "Will you two cunt crackers sit down!"

3. Alright these cunt crackers look about done. We're just gonna pull them out and put some essence on them BAM!
cunt crackers by toot toot toot March 22, 2008

Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
Cunt Crackers by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.
"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam

Cuntcrackër 

An 18 year old girl, usually short, who is afraid masks, tattoo shops, and her own house at night.
The little girl who lives in toledo is a cuntcrackër.
Cuntcrackër by The angelic butterfly September 15, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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