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cunnilingraphy 

The art of writing the letters of the alphabet with your tongue on the female genitalia during oral sex.

A portmanteau of "cunnilingus" and "calligraphy."
I can never think of patterns to work on during oral sex, so I usually resort to cunnilingraphy.
cunnilingraphy by eminelly April 24, 2017

cunniligrapher

an artisan whose skills in calligraphy are implemented for the sole, and very important, purpose of writing long entries (parapgraphs, poems, essays, and the like) on the female clitoris.
"I heard that Eric-Jon is a cunniligrapher! He wrote his whole bio on this girls clit after a show! He said it was sort of like when they write names on grains of rice..."
cunniligrapher by Nate832 December 20, 2007

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026