an artisan whose skills in calligraphy are implemented for the sole, and very important, purpose of writinglong entries (parapgraphs, poems, essays, and the like) on the female clitoris.
"I heard that Eric-Jon is a cunniligrapher! He wrote his whole bio on this girls clit after a show! He said it was sort of like when they write names on grains of rice..."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"