by Sasghkjgggh October 24, 2017
Get the Cumnor Housemug. A school so insensitive that it makes its pupils wear bright red blazers. It also has the word cum in its name. School dinners taste like regurgitated shit but apart from that its pretty good.
Boy: "Ooh Mum, i wanna go to a really good school."
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"
Mum:"I know just the place, It's called Cumnor House School. But as a consequence you'll be shanked on the bus and force-fed pre-eaten shit."
Boy:"Yippee!"
by kindanotsure December 5, 2010
Get the Cumnor House Schoolmug. Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?
person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
Get the Cumnor House Parentsmug.