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Cum on Face

A beauty treatment for women that involves applying a solution to the face—composed of fructose, amino acids, phosphorus, potassium, folic acid, citric acid, phospholipids, calcium, zinc, magnesium, and sodium—which helps keep the skin hydrated, giving it a healthy, smooth, and radiant appearance.

The solution must be fresh; the best way to obtain it naturally is for a woman to perform fellatio or masturbate one or more men until they ejaculate onto her face. Afterward, the woman spreads the semen all over her face and leaves it on overnight, not washing it off until the next day.
— Chloe: Wow, Marie-Anne! Your skin looks radiant!

— Marie-Anne: Oh, really? Can you tell?

— Chloe: It’s incredible! How do you do it?

— Marie-Anne: Every week, I have at least two Cum on Face sessions with Mark and Harry.

— Chloe: Seriously?

— Marie-Anne: Yes, I never forget to lick their testicles before performing fellatio, just to make sure they release even more semen onto me.

— Chloe: Please, give me their phone numbers! I need skin like that!
Cum on Face by Pasada54 November 4, 2026
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Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on my face 

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.
Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.
cum on my face by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

National Cum on your homie’s face day 

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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