Cum Rocket

When you havn't jacked off in a long fucking time and you have sex and you cum so much it fucked blows her vagina up ( Like in scary movie ) LMAO!

Zach aka Lice Z4ch1 was so horny off Louis he couldnt help it and jacked off and made a huge cum rocket and blew his moms head off.

by xxplosive2009 September 16, 2005

Cum Rocket

A game where you masturbate and try to catch your semen in your mouth

"Whats all over Jimmy's face?"

"Oh! He was playing Cum Rocket!"

"That is repulsive"

"I don't know, I have fun doing it." /:

by Ravenclawforlife February 1, 2010

Cum Rocket

When you cum with such power that your partner is blown to pieces

John: HOLY SHIZZ, CUM ROCKET TIME! JUST LIKE JESUS DID!!
Jess: (boom)

by gibbonfart May 3, 2009

Cum Rocket

The fallout after giving a “mayonnaise booger”. Similar to a snot rocket, but consists of very dense semen.

That asshole thought he was funny by giving me a mayonnaise booger, so I blew a cum rocket back in his face.

by 69CockGobbler69 June 29, 2018

cum rocket

to cum in someone's nose then they sneeze.

Jesus, Joran's cum rocket got all over cody while he was giving Dan a C-mac.

by cristobal June 15, 2004

Cum rocket

It is when a guy ejaculates into the females/males nose and she/he blows it out like a "snot rocket". Sometimes she/he may let the spurm become crusty in her nose and pick them out therefore making them spurm boogers.

So Jenny didnt want to swallow it so I ejaculated into her nostrils and she blew a nasty cum rocket.

by Patty Waty December 27, 2007

Cum rocket

A rocket that uses semen for fuel. Some say if your cum is healthy enough, it can travel at supersonic speeds.

Dude1: Im boutta build a cum rocket, and I need your cum, hand it over!
Dude2: Sure bruh but pay me back at 10% interest

by iq0percentile January 28, 2021