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Cum Blaster 

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot
That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out
Cum Blaster by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

Cum Blaster 

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face
i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her
Cum Blaster by Matt September 23, 2003

Cum Blaster 

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom
Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.
Cum Blaster by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018

Cum blaster 

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days

cum blasted 

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.
"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"
cum blasted by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

cum blasted lobster loads 

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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