A female that is so repugnant, disgusting and haggard that when a man looks at her, his jizz literally, instantly curdles in his balls like old milk.
Dude, she has to Photoshop her pictures just to be ugly, she's a -10, a legit cum curdler. She looks like her shit could stain or even erode metal.
by Jinx_Havok May 27, 2017
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A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
by Brandon Gonzalez November 4, 2023
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A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021
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cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.
Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.
by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022
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When you fall asleep with your partner after sex and you wake up glued to your partner with dried cum.
I fell asleep with my face in my boyfriends crotch and woke up cum glued to him.
by Desire Bliss May 3, 2016
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where a woman farts out can that has been inserted into her anal cavity
person 1: yo do cum farts give you a massive erection
person 2: bro wtf

Man: *cums in womans arsehole*
Woman': *farts*
Man: *gets a massive erection*
by Ball sucker 9000 June 1, 2023
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