cuckoo clock

When a man is having sex with a trach hole in a person's neck, deep enough to reappear through the mouth or other facial orifice, ejaculating at the top of the hour.

Noting the time, John skipped the Cincinnati Bow Tie and went straight for a cuckoo clock to commemorate the strike of midnight on New Year's Eve.

cuckoo clock by cuckoo for cocoa puffs ! June 13, 2009

Cupertino cuckoo-clock 

When the iPhone of everyone within earshot goes off with an alert or meeting invitation at the same time.

Our VP set off a Cupertino cuckoo-clock when he invited our department to the non-denominational seasonal party.

Cupertino cuckoo-clock by MisterInvisible December 27, 2011

Cuckoo clocking

The action of announcing the time and number of hours left in a work day at annoyingly short intervals.

"Seven thirty, eight and half more hours until quitting time."
"Stop Cuckoo clocking! Nobody cares how much longer we have to work today."

Cuckoo clocking by Zarl June 23, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008