When a girl's vagina is impenetrable like the steel walls at NORAD.

Note: This was heard on the Free Beer and Hot Wings Show and it was so good that I thought it should be added.
"Man no matter how hard I try I can't get past that girls Cuch Bunker"
by myGR69 September 9, 2011
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a cuch that smells bad and needs to pop a douche
the cuch cake smells like my ass
by PASTY MC ASS FUCK August 16, 2003
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A male that is quick to jump from one pussy to another pussy in a short period.
"Ay man, weren't you with Jamie last night"

"Yeah, but I'm with Meg today"

"Oh, nigga you a cuch jumper"
by momo piffmaster August 13, 2009
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A Hog in a desperate attempt to escape from Nooger and Coquette' (see def. for Nooger and Coquette')
El cuche died in an desperate attempt to escape the Alliance. He was captured and killed while stuck in a fence opening at the VCC
by JFP PRODUCTIONS July 20, 2003
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a major bitch who thinks all the guys in the world want her and that all the girls want to be her.....when really its the complete opposite...everybody hates her and she isnt even that pretty and acts like a whore
that girl is just like gab cuch!
by mia404 July 12, 2008
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When the fire truck dont stop and you grab the cuch in a cup like fashion.

Bonus points if you slip one in.
Damn bro you just cup the cuch?

Bro I'm cupping the cuch rn.

Thanks
by Duke4737 March 3, 2020
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