Cuban Shower

The cuban shower is very hard to explain. It is a long and complicated process that involves too many steps to fully describe. Few women, other then those who are originally from Cuba can successfully give one. It involve steps that are very similar to getting head but for some reason MUCH more pleasurable. If a man gets a cuban shower once in his life he is lucky.

Man 1- I got a cuban shower last night!
Man 2- Thats fucking bull...you know that like NEVER happens
Man 1- Dude it totally happened...Martha is actually cuban
Man 2- Holy shit dude! Holy shit!

Cuban Shower by CubanShowers December 29, 2008

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cuban shower

A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.

Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.

Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.

After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.

cuban shower by Delta II August 1, 2006

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Cuban Shower

Like head but more extreme....

Wow, Beth gave me a cuban shower last night...it was amazing.

Cuban Shower by CUBAS4YOMAMA December 29, 2008

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Cuban dick shower

Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.

When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.

Cuban dick shower by gabuman February 27, 2011

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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