crystal balling

Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling

Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix

Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.

crystal balling by Fcukboi January 8, 2020

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Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

Crystal Balling by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021

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Crystal Balling

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.

My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

Crystal Balling by chuckles713 June 2, 2010

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Crystal balling

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head

"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"

Crystal balling by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

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Crystal Ballin

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.

Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!

Crystal Ballin by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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