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Crystal Balling 

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

Crystal Balling 

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.
My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

Crystal balling 

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head
"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"
Crystal balling by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

Crystal Ballin 

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.
Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!
Crystal Ballin by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026