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Crystal Balling 

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

Crystal Balling 

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.
My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.

Crystal balling 

When you get sucked off by a bald girl or a girl with a shaved head
"It was awesome, she had no hair, I was crystal balling"
Crystal balling by Cornish panda September 7, 2018

Crystal Ballin 

Kuh-Rist-Tal Bawl-Lin

Meaning that you are very rich and obtaining various things that are expenisve.

A new and higher level of Ballin.
Damn, look at chalmer with them jays and that lacoste polo and them 514s, damn he's hella crystal ballin!
Crystal Ballin by Chalmeezy October 10, 2008
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026