Crypto Wagie Extremist

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.

He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.