crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen

-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.

by Semen Sonya December 03, 2015

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Make her cry cum

The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)

Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"

Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"

by Chisquil February 28, 2016

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When you orgasm to the point your body convulses and tears run down your face.

John always makes me cum cry when I sit on his face, he has such a strong tongue.

by Mary eats Jane September 22, 2023

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"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"

by MGCs'slut January 04, 2024

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When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 06, 2019

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