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Crush Syndrome 

A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!
Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.

Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.
Crush Syndrome by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Reverse Crush Syndrome 

when you find out that someone has a crush on you, and this knowledge leads to you liking them
Bob: Hey Rob, Cynthia likes you!

Rob: Oh well I didnt really like her before... but now...

Bob: Ooh you came down with a case of Reverse Crush Syndrome

Second Hand Crush Syndrome 

Second Hand Crush Syndrome (SCS) Is when you see your friends crush and start to feel mild side effects of having a crush (the crushies) because you know your friend likes them and definitely not because you have started to have feelings for this person.
I just saw my bffs crush and my palms got all sweaty, and I started giggling . I think I have Second Hand Crush Syndrome....

Repetitive Crash Syndrome 

When a person crashes their car so often that every time they get in a vehicle they are so overcome with nerves they end up crashing again.
"Dude, Lilly totally has Repetitive Crash Syndrome, she crashes every time she gets in a car!"

"Did she buy her license?!"

Train Crash Syndrome 

A gaming term.
Train crash syndrome is a effect where you make a single wrong decision, which throws you off and you end up spiraling downwards, ultimately culminating in you failing whatever it is you're trying to do, be it dying, losing a minigame, or running out of time.
Derived from how a crashing train proceeding gets worse as it goes on, as more cars derails and cause more damage.
Guy 1: Damnit, I got hit
*proceeds to fail level."
Guy 1: Argh! What the hell happened? I was doing so well.
Guy 2: That's just train crash syndrome my dude.