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Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.
Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!
by Mike the goat April 04, 2017
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