Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014

crunch berries

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.

Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down

by Zack March 26, 2004

Crunchberries

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.

I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.

by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018