This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.
Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.
by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014
The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.
Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down
by Zack March 27, 2004
Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
by Tony the Tiger001 October 19, 2011
The notoriously green dyed poop that occurs after eating nothing but Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal during a typical digestive cycle.
Inspired, Connor stared with intense delight and awe at the crunch berry poop resting delicately at the bottom of his toilet.
by MattJanda September 08, 2010
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 15, 2024