Cruiser ass

Refers to the degradation of a female police officers ass after working long shifts in a police cruiser and neglecting her body by not working out/exercising.

Hey remember how nice Staceys ass was when she got hired? Glad I hit it before she got cruiser ass!

by WorldsMostInterestingMan August 13, 2024

Tom Ass Cruise

(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.

(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.

(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"

by Katie "not quite brainwashed" Holmes January 13, 2007