Crouse

To consistently not show up to important events and lie about whereabouts. Act like your too busy to be somewhere. Constant disregard for friendship. To leave someone hanging or screw over.

(noun) Your such a crouse for not showing up for class today.
(verb) Dude you really croused me today.

(verb) Be at my house tomorrow morning at 7am, and don't you crouse on me.
(adjective) No you cant borrow my car because you are too crouse.

by John (definently not Balls) October 24, 2013

crouse

to be one of the best looking studs at the school

wow, that guy is a real crouse

by chelsey coke May 27, 2008

crouse

To urinate publicly and then deny it, esp. if one later runs for public office.

Angie croused outside a bar in south Scottsdale.

by longhairedinaz November 22, 2006

Crouse

the act of doing some sort of intercourse.

"I cant believe that J-Love just croused her."

"Are Chris and Jordan crousing upstairs?"

"You wanna crouse?"

by BrosephSmith December 01, 2009

crouse

(v.) The process of repeatedly claiming to have quit smoking only to gradually return to the habit each time. A variation on Freudian denial.

He's been crousing spastically for months now.

by birtweiser August 09, 2005

Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.

"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"

by Ingham February 11, 2005

Ben Crouse

Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.

"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"

"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"

"Bro, he's probably gay..."

by Alphacuremom69 May 25, 2020