Crotch Yeti

def. 1: A person with an extraordinary amount of pubic hair. Or the region itself.
def 2: An elderly person's pubic region, so named due to the whiteness of the hair and its resemblance to the legendary snowman.

Yikes! Her crotch Yeti was so abominable, I thought it was going to eat me!

Whoa! The rumours were true, you are a Crotch Yeti!

by fairywagina October 6, 2008

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005