Crotch Hot

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1) Food that is so spicy it makes even your crotch sweat.

2) To describe unusually hot weather

3) Used to describe an extremely attractive person

**For those who are inclined to be politically correct, one can substitute C.H.

Man, that thai food was Crotch Hot!
Wow, 100 degrees?? that's Crotch Hot!
Holy hell, that girl/guy is Crotch Hot! Grrrrr.

Crotch Hot by CH Creator April 30, 2011

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hot crotch

When a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her vagina & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. Symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.

When Alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw Danny up against the wall, Danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.

hot crotch by AlexDanny December 16, 2007

Related Words

Crotch Hot • hot crotch • crotchhog • Crotchooty • crotchrotting circle • Suzy Crotchrot • crotch rot • Crotch Shot • crotch pot • crotch hound

hot crotch

When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.

Sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!

hot crotch by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016

hot crotch

When your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your balls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.

I was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.

hot crotch by Jonny wiekels October 20, 2007

hot crotch

v. to grab at another person's genital area.

"he got hot crotched at the club"

hot crotch by bef April 24, 2003

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

Hot crotch by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021

crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle

Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.

crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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